Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The atmosphere is dreary, and the decor is stale and unappealing. The seating arrangements are crowded, and the lighting is poor, making it hard to see anything clearly.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is unremarkable, and the dishes are below average in quality. I found the food to be unappetizing and uninspired, and the portions were small for the price. The burger was overcooked, the fries were greasy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was slow, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed uninterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are nothing special either. The selection is uninspired, and the quality is below average. The cocktails lacked any creativity, and the beer selection was disappointing. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a tedious solo act, with the musician faltering to play the guitar and singing out of sync. The unbearable another article volume of the music compelled everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninterested, just phoning it in. The displeased audience had no choice but to endure the disappointing performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably unsatisfactory. The uninviting ambiance, mediocre food, watered-down drinks, and inattentive service were all below par, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. There are far superior options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better return on investment. I was extremely let down and will avoid this establishment at all costs.